Saturday, June 28, 2008

HILLARY EATS
THE EXCREMENT SANDWICH

RUSH LIMBAUGH SAID IT ON HIS PROGRAM FRIDAY. It was the worst day of Hillary's life. In of all places, a town called "Unity".

"She's standing there listening to this guy go on and on and on, and she knows full well that the only difference between what he is saying and a bag of manure is the bag."
Heh...

"She's standing there while looking admiringly and in awe at Barack Obama, cursing her campaign staff, her husband, and everybody involved in her campaign, and she is really teed off at whoever it was that convinced her to show up in Unity, New Hampshire, today, to stand there like an irrelevant, defeated candidate looking admiringly at somebody she'd like to squash like a cockroach, except there would be too many witnesses if she did it today.

We all in life, folks, some days, we all have to eat the excrement sandwich. Some days we get mayonnaise, some days we get mustard, some days it's plain. Today was plain."

Hillary forced to swallow it. Goin' down hard, Hill?

"She is asking herself through all of this, "What in the name of hell happened here?"

She demonstrated today, among many things, that the age-old cliche that women can fake it, and thank God they can, is true. Because this was one of the biggest fake-job appearances I have ever seen. This was the last place she wanted to be. This was the last circumstance she wanted to be, the last place and circumstance she ever thought she would be.

Her husband wasn't there. He didn't have to stand up there as a loser. He's out working the crowd looking for babes, or whatever, signing autographs."
Wiping tears here... lol.
*****

1 comments:

Greybeard said...

An "excrement sandwich"?
Gosh, think of the possibilities...
"You want fries with that, Senator?"
Or, "Yes, that's part of our 'unhappy meal!'"

Wonder if it's eaten cold or warm?
Okay, I'm sorry. I'll quit now.